i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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