i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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