i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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