do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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