She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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