I want to make a zoo with you.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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