i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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