Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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