I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I looked at my own cervix.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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