The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Im part way to drunk.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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