Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i dont even know how to be here
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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