i think my mom watched the whole time
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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