Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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