did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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