Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
