Soap is not a condiment
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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