I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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