i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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