It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I can't turn off my feet"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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