The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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