question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
