i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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