I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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