Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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