Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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