Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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