Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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