glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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