weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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