is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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