What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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