On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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