i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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