My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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