Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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