I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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