I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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