carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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