Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
