Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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