I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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