I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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