it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Randomize