Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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