All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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