hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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