UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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