I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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