Your face is a jimmy john
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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