I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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