Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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