Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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